Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Is Sarah Palin a Skeksi?

"It's time to make my move! Hmm-mmMMMMmmm!!!!

Is Sarah Palin a Skeksi? Perhaps. Let look at the evidence:

*Both have high pitched unpleasant voices.

*Both are opportunistic politicians who are preoccupied with climbing the political ladder.

*Both lack the experience to properly run a country.

*Both tend to abuse any power bestowed upon them.

*Both try to harness their planet's natural resources in harmful. unsustainable ways.

*Neither care for the problems of the little people.

*Neither pay much regard for science or literature.

*Both try to oppress people, taking away their freedoms out of fear.

*Both are crazy ass creatures I don't want to be around.

*Both are ultimately puppets.

The evidence is clear. Sarah Palin is Queen of the Skeksis.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That's pretty brilliant...